Day God ate gbègìrì and ewédú with me
Punch Nigeria · Tunde Odesola ·
Read a satirical column about a prophet's personal experience of being late for a heavenly dinner where God ate gbègìrì and ewédú with him.
O ye faithless pastors and imams proclaiming phoney prophecies and powers, hear the word of God Almighty. I, Prophet Isaac Babatunde Odesola, bring good tidings from the Throne of Grace. Hearken, ye agents of darkness, who proclaim that they go to heaven to give God a haircut; the Kingdom of God is at hand. Repent, or ye shall be condemned!
For those whom extorting pastors and imams have fed truckloads of lies about God and heaven, here is an authentic personal experience I had with God.
I go to heaven regularly. By regularly, I mean many times a day. Truth is, I live more in heaven than on earth, but nobody knows. I am a spiritual lion, but I do not boast. Thus, I will only disclose a few tips from my recent heavenly sojourn; I must not divulge heaven’s secrets. Èwò!
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